Think you’ve got what it takes to make Dr. Discouragement shake in his boots? Will future supervillains tremble at the sound of your name? Are you ready to earn your spot on the all-elite, all-star superhero squadron at ChildServe? Only you can make it happen!

Note: Unconventional good looks, bird-like agility, acrobatic skills, x-ray vision, acid generation, energy sourcing, and elemental transmutation welcomed but by no means required.